Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Brad's Beardless NHL Lockout Protest: Day 3

Gary Bettman can eat a dick.  Why?  Because today I froze my face off standing in the middle of a soybean field for 14 hours, in the cold, in the wind.  Why?  Because I no longer have a beard to protect my delicate face skin and meat.  Why?  Because I shaved off my beard, with its protective thermal insulating layer of beard hairs.  Why?  To protest the NHL lockout.  Why?  Because Gary Bettman can eat a dick.

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