First off, shaving every day is bullshit. That's like seven minutes of porn I've wantonly decided to forego each day. That's time I'll never get back. Hope you're happy Gary Bettman.
Second, I cut myself shaving today. Which led to blood. That blood is on your hands Gary Bettman and various NHL owners. That blood is on YOUR GODDAMN HANDS! You could end this madness right now by ending the lockout instead of having myself and the rest of the world unnecessarily suffer without my beard.