I'd like to note that Day 11 is the day we all lost hope in the NHL resolving their issues in time for a season. Things have moved from mild outrage an exhausted apathy. TSN shamefully threw in the towel and started airing European hockey league highlights. In what I only assume was an attempt to appeal to our nostalgic idea of when hockey existed in a simpler time, TSN has ripped through the '87 Canada Cup and the '72 Summit Series. And Sportsnet...well....nobody watches Sportsnet except when NFL is on and they black out NFL Network.
Now, TSN did air a "What Happened To.." feature on Manon Rheaume. And she's still totally hot and a total milf and I'd definitely bang her, so at least there was that.
In beardless news, I discovered today that my beard is a key component to my water fountain usage at work. When I use the water fountain, any water that doesn't quite get in my mouth now runs down my face, down my chin and drips all over the floor. This is an issue because I like to make long, intense, awkward eye contact with another guy from work who's office window looks directly out at the water fountain. Now, a giant, potentially hazardous, puddle of water forms under the water fountain. With my beard, the water would trap and bead in my beard and safely drip back into the water fountain drain.
Also, since I'm bitter about the lockout and want to be a bitter, angry downer, the following are things that way too many people like that actually suck:
1.) Dane Cook
2.) Big Bang Theory
3.) Mumford & Sons
5.) Russell Peters